Welcome to Sex House!
2012-09-09
A masterpiece of modern satire from the Onion, they’ve really outdone themselves this time.
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what a drag it is getting old
2012-01-17
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done
It gets lonely. George Burns was told to date girls his age. “There are no girls my age.” For all of us, there are fewer and fewer people our age. Who wants to be the last one on board? I am happy I knew them. They were happy they knew me. We made it a little less boring.
truth
2011-05-19
How is it as a lampshade though?
2010-11-02
The lampshade that drives its owners mad: Strange truth behind 20th century’s most disturbing object
The lampshade’s current proprietor […] won’t keep it in his home and says that, even now that it’s here, safely in storage, he feels more at ease when he knows the shade is shut away in its white cardboard box. The longer I am left alone with it, standing by a window as the daylight is beginning to fade, the more I can understand why.
This lacks the ring of truth
2010-04-26
As if.
2009-10-14
Saudis Seek Payments for Any Drop in Oil Revenues
“It is like the tobacco industry asking for compensation for lost revenues as a part of a settlement to address the health risks of smoking,” said Jake Schmidt, the international climate policy director at the Natural Resources Defense Council. “The worst of this racket is that they have held up progress on supporting adaptation funding for the most vulnerable for years because of this demand.”
Hey, ScribeFire,
2009-10-05
take your tracking pixel and shove it.
Surreal pears
2009-10-03
For only the second time
2009-06-14
since i’ve been blogging, i’m not going to dignify the source by linking to it.
Jillian Harris, Vancouver’s most famous singleton, says she wants an honest man — one who will tell her if she’s got a booger in her nose.
She’s hoping to find him on reality television.
… i mean, really.
Today’s fun fact
2009-05-11
Robert Augustus Chesebrough, January 9, 1837 – September 8, 1938) was a chemist and the inventor of petroleum jelly, trade-named Vaseline.
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Chesebrough lived to be 101 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day.
