How to brew beer in a coffee maker, using only materials commonly found on a modestly sized oceanographic research vessel.

Contamination is your enemy. Everything must be clean.

No fairy tale prince wants to run off with a princess who poops – where’s THAT children’s book?!

From a famous jazz bassist:

Charles Mingus Cat Toilet Training Program

The main thing to remember is not to rush or confuse him.

Being infantile and using the Magic 8 Ball to answer emails

???? Did you attach it?

Don’t count on it.

Are you fucking with me? Just attachment it ass hat.

The Definitive Rickey Henderson: The 25 Best Stories of “Rickey Being Rickey.”

6) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”

Canadian Tragedy

2008-12-19

CTV’s cancellation of Canadian Idol this season means that nearly 650 people across Canada won’t be able to find short-term work with the reality show as they did last year.

Oh noes! Whatever did they do before Canadian Idol came on the scene? Who will think of the children?

Counting

2008-11-21

http://ohshiit.com/

That’s 50 ‘i’s before bloggers think it’s enough.

Interview Sarah Palin

Can’t get an interview with Sarah Palin? We’ve got you covered.

Q: What is the role of the US in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Iraq that John McCain has done, that has to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we’re on, reform of government and these regulatory agencies back on the anniversary, in this nation, at this time. It is for no more politics as usual, the cronyism that has to exercise all options out there on the side of the U.S. domestic supply of energy, that I can help the ticket, if you ask that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the lobbyists play in an issue that we see the United States of America, where where do they go? It’s Alaska.

Gee.

2008-08-28

A man who chose “Lloyds is pants” as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to “no it’s not”.

[…]

He said he was then banned from changing it back or to another password of “Barclays is better”.

The bank apologised and said the staff member no longer worked there.

Cheeky cops

2008-08-21